Which mutation are you?

Corona is a topic hotter than ever before. Just as relevant as it was last year. Who would have thought? Is corona the new Crocs? In the same way as Crocs has had to release new editions, we now see that Covid has begun to differentiate its marketing. Right now, the English, Brazilian and South African editions are “hot” in Norway. Which of these should YOU go for? Which suits you best?

Which traditional dish appeals most to you?

A: Feijoda

B: Bobotie

C: Yorkshire Pudding

Go-to-drink?
A: Coffee
B: Smoothie
C: Tea

Best day of the week?
A: Friday
B: Saturday
C: Monday

Dream vacation?

A: Strolling around a city that combines a beach, sun and a large statue of Jesus

B: Voyage of discovery to an island where political prisoners used to spend jail time

C: Driving a Bentley between grand, haunted castles in a land of many castles

Favorite color?

A: Rainforest green

B: Hard to decide

C: Royal red

Who is the best soccer player? (subjectively speaking)

A: Neymar

B: Benni McCarthy

C: David Beckham

Which of these dance styles transports you to dance heaven?

A: Samba

B: Swing

C: Chicken Dance

Where do you wish you grew up?

A: Not so far from the equator

B: The southern hemisphere

C: Quite a bit north (gets sunburnt easily)

Who are you in your friend group?

A: The lively one! You are never boring! You are actually deadly cool. Every day with you is like the Carnival of the year!! Ai caramba!

B: The mysterious. Who you are, what you want, how dangerous you really are – that is hard to say. But you are still a part of the group. It would not have been the same without you.

C: The tough one? On the outside you may seem like a real punker, but what the others don´t know is that you are a real closet-monarchist. You love everything that has to do with the Royal Family…

Do you have trouble leaving people alone even though they make it evidently clear that they do not want you close and do everything they can to avoid you?

A: Yes

B: Yes

C: Yes

Most A: You are most compatible with the Brazilian mutation. With some hefty moves and a contagious mood, you´ll be the center of attention of the party. The party does not end until you say so, even though some of us standing on the side are tired and very much would like you to chill/quit/go away.

Most B: If you got more B´s you may say with pride that you most resemble the South African mutation. Mysterious as few - what really is the deal with you? Nobody knows. You are efficiency embodied, you who have managed to shut down all of Bodø! What do you have against the northerners? Huh? Huh? Sorry, did not mean that. Don´t take me, please leave me alone! *Puts on a mask and avoids Vestby*

Most C: Most C´s? You are most compatible with the British edition. Because you like The Crown and “corona” is the Spanish word for crown. You know what they say: “Same drops play the best” (Or something like that). The problem is that everyone else is tired of your playing. Could you go and play somewhere else, preferably somewhere desolate, where there are no people or animals or anything that can catch your droplets? Like a cave or something, or maybe space?